TDIS: Characters

Race: Green Arched
Height: Average
Description: Waf is the narrator and main character of TDIS. He is usually seen as the sensible one. He is the one who normally just stands back and makes witty (sometimes tactless) remarks as everyone else goes crazy. Though sometimes he is provoked into blind rage, he usually keeps his cool.

Race: Red Checker Board
Height: Average
Description: Checkers is Waf's second in command. He knows he is cool looking and doesn't mind letting the world know. He is always there to aid Waf in whatever he is doing. Although he and Waf have the occasional argument (for example, the time Waf poured Round-up on his Chia pets) they are typically the inseparable best friends of the comic. Checkers is also the father/mother of Rose.

Race: Light Blue Swirl
Height: Short
Description: Gizmo, dear Gizmo… will you ever win?... Although he tries very hard, his sense of humor is somewhat lacking (despite numerous demands to the author). At least he has incredible engineering skills. Perhaps it is better that his people skills are nil. Else he might take over the world!

Race: Deep Blue Swirl
Height: Shorter
Description: Swoot? Yep that's the buzz word for cute little Sparky. If fact, that's about all he can say. You see, like a record player, Sparky got stuck in repeat after God said unto him that be made some cookies and Sparky could lick the bowl. Fortunately Waf threw a rock at his head and got him unstuck, but he still says swoot, for traditions sake. Sparky is often seen with Gizmo, assisting him in his evil schemes.

Race: Purple Star
Height: Average
Description: Well, a comic should have at least one girl… right? Any ways, Etak is the generic female character. She is very artistic and has some medical experience. She is always volunteering for the hospital and local blood drives.

Race: Orange Checkerboard
Height: Taller
Description: Patches is tall, almost as tall as God himself! He's the local tough, outdoors kinda guy. His mountain climbing business might have been a success if he wasn't so personal with the customers. Patches also likes to play Pokémon in his spare time.

Race: Gray Shade
Height: Tallest
Description: God is a vengeful fellow, and who wouldn't be? All that ultimate and questionable power and a bunch of freakin' seals around! Sheesh! Any who, when God isn't attacking members of different species, he likes messing around with his own creatures… God is usually something of a jerk, but once in awhile he has his moments of charitableness (like the drive-through blood donation… drive). God is the beginning and end of many of the events that happen to the penguins. Kinda makes you think? Maybe? A little bit? Oh well…

Race: Pink Star
Height: Shortest
Description: Daughter of God? Born of a dude? It must be Rose, the adorable baby of the bunch. This child of prophecy has already shown the world what she is made of by single handedly defeating the Seal champion, Weston. Rose is a sweet child, destine for an amazing future, in the name of God.

Race: Brown Arched
Height: Tall
Description: Resident superhuman ninja. He is the most deadly and rugged of the crew, and is the protector of the innocent, the meek, and the kids whose parents couldn't seem to think them up a cool name.